<h4>The Joy of Fake Profiles</h4>

My Match buddy has long been suspicious of fake lady profiles. I was naively skeptical but he convinced me with only a few examples. The following is a particularly good one.

I'm outgoing, busy, love to meet new people and enjoy going out and staying in. According to a personality/work style assessment I did at work recently I have "sparkle, zest and vigor" and have been described by close friends as feisty. I'm pretty sarcastic and it's one of the first things people normally notice about me. I am a fun fearless female who enjoys going out and trying new things. I would have to say I am an open-minded compassionate person who you'd find laughing at herself 20 times a day. I love to have fun with everything. I take trying times with a positive approach and know there is a deeper meaning behind it. I believe that everyone who comes into your life has a purpose of being there. I am basically an easygoing, down-to-earth woman looking for someone that I can be myself around. Someone that is equally happy going out or staying in. I love witty banter and conversations that leave both parties a bit wiser. I want someone who is genuine, kind, and can laugh with and at life. I would love to meet a man who is not afraid to show his feelings, someone who has ability to not just see the world in black and white, but to also be able to see it in between. In return I have plenty to offer to that special someone! I know how to make my special person feel appreciated, valued and much more. One other thing is that I’m not a member yet since I just wanted to get a good feel for it here. If I can’t be reached here though, I can also be found at another place I’m at named freshmatchup- that would most likely be your best bet. I will give all of myself 100 % to the right person. I have a natural gift of making people feel better physically and emotionally, and I am looking for that special someone to share this gift with!

Is this the description of a girl every guy wants? Really? Sparkle, zest, and vigor? Should I double quote that? Oh, what else... she likes laughing; she's down to earth; she knows how to "make her special person feel appreciated, valued, and much more"... ooo, spicy! Well, as soon as you start thinking "Wow she seems cool AND horny", she hits you with a surprise: you have to create an account at another online dating site to talk to her.

If the above summary isn't proof enough, here are the gold signs of a fake profile:

1. One Photo. Especially if she's hot, skinny, wearing a lot of make-up, and has a big rack. Don't you think she would be getting hit on enough without the help of an online dating service?
2. No Specific Interests. Because coming up with interests is so hard for those fake profile-makers. If the left side of her Match profile is blank, it's a bad sign. Real girls love sharing stuff about themselves.
3. Interested in Anyone. If she's looking for anyone between 3 and 7 feet tall and who speaks any language, she's probably not really looking.