Tuesday, February 9

I'm Avoiding Online Dating "Eye Contact"

Do we have any online daters out there? Have you ever been looking around at profiles and found a particularly dreadful one? Then noticed that he was online? And then quickly logged off to avoid an awkward conversation? Yeah, I'm avoiding some conversations right now. It's probably for the best. Those sites can leach so much free time from an evening.

Anyway, getting caught looking at a profile is so much easier to deal with than getting caught looking at a weird guy in person. Gosh, is it hard to avoid looking at an entire section of a bar for fear of making secondary eye contact. Chances are he's staring you down waiting for the signal to come over. Sometimes all they need is a glance. Why do the weird ones without a shot think that they have a shot? Life. Go figure.

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