I Hate Dating.

I've said it before. I hate dating.

Maybe hate is too strong a word. I'm angry right now but I can see reason. I generally dislike dating. You meet, you open yourself up, you're hopeful, and you never see him again. Or you meet, you're not impressed, you make the best of it, you hope you never see him again, and he won't let it go.

There are a lot of fish in the sea. Most of the fish are lousy fish. A small percentage of the fish are eligible, ready, willing, and waiting. Of those, you hope you run into at least one. And you hope that fish is attractive... and that there's chemisty. There are a lot of factors that have to fall into place. Statistically, you're bound to meet a lot of the lousy fish before a good one comes along. But it only takes one good one (who's eligible, available, interested, around, and attractive), right?

I met a guy last week. It went great. I liked him. It's over. Can I just say something? Of course. It's my blog.

Do not ask for someone's phone number if you do not plan on using it.


Oh and can I just say something else? Yes. You did end up in my blog. Because you didn't call me.

Let's Talk About Hot Guys

I love the upturned collar, open neckline beneath and the pushed up sleeves. Hotttt.


Photo from The Sartorialist

Ridiculous Profile of the Week

Wuddup, or should I say good day. its always hard to say what to say. You can use big words and sounds smart{snobby} or I could use slang ebonics and sound stupid{average} . Shit first impressions are important and I usually fuck them up. But the truth is im all american and I cover a broad spectrum. So anyways Im Chris, Nice to meet you. So why am I on an internet dating site? Same reason as you baby...To meet someone. Lots of girls write in their profile things like "Im just here to meet new friends" and and have strict requirments such as knowing the proper use of their, they're, and there. I see some people are new to the area so I will exempt those few but other than that come on, we're all here for the same reason,I dislike people who cant be real with not only others but even themselves. Dont beat around the bush ..I also think that as long as you're on the same wavelength you could make a realationship work with anybody...but I dont want just anybody. I want a chick thats cool as hell, Doesnt need me for anything(well maybe a few things ;) and has her shit together. I see tons of these types everyday im sure they would all do just fine. Its a hard choice tho. I think I want a chick who is open to anything. like how cool would it to be in a relationship that you're are free to do whatever you want free of jelousy and all that bullshit. Im talkin about being seriously commited but free to do whatever whenever. So say I somehow I end up in mexico drinking margaritas fucking senoritas and I call you and say hey baby im down here havin fun...you would NOT get on my case. Instead you would be like "bitch where's my ticket" I think alot of times in relationships people tend to control one another in subtle and sometimes not so subtle ways. We're both adults...You’re free to do whatever you want and so am I....I see alot of guys who are so insecure they dont want they're girlfriends going out with they're friends. wtf is up with that. You wanna go out every weekend and party with your girlfriends thats fine with me,I dont give a shit.I only need your attention for one thing and we can get that done before we get outa bed. Sure I wanna spend time with you but we have all the time in the world. If you're havin fun I aint tryin to hold you down.

Usernames Are Forever

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Lines That Don't Work On A Girl

"Don't take this the wrong way but I like that you're boring like me."

Lines That Don't Work On A Girl

"And that minor detail? Well, I have herpes."

Put On Some Underwear... Please

I found another very exposed picture this morning while surfing the dudes. It must be far more common than I originally thought. How naughty!

Put On Some Underwear

And I thought no pants was bad. This morning a guy posted a picture of himself sans briefs... as in fully nude... as in full tackle box... as in displaying his twig and berries in the breeze. Sigh.

Put On Some Pants

Today at the top of my recently updated list was a headless figure modeling his mini bikini in front of the mirror, complete with ripped abs and muscle-y quads. Fine. You're looking for somebody to tap that. Cool... but...

Your crotch is assaulting my eyes! I'm not here to purchase some man undies like I'm flipping through a sears catalog! Put on some god-damned pants!

Thank Jockey for the crotch shot.