Saturday, January 30

Ridiculous Profile of the Week

I've been keeping my eyes peeled over the past few days for a worthy contender in my Ridiculous Profile of the Week club. Thank goodness this one fell in my lap this morning. Meet theGodtech. He sent me an email (2 in a row, actually) with what I'm assuming are music suggestions. Anyone familiar with the klaxtons, golden skans, violent kiss, or flight on broken wings?

[He's] really good at
VIDEO GAMES, FUCKING SHIT UP MY FAVORITE , FISHING , MUSIC ,POOL,GETTING PULLED OVER AND GETTING OUT OF IT , MAKING MUSIC, HIPHOP AND R&B BEATS TO BE SPACIFIC ,COOKING ,BOXING , DANCING,COMPLETING TASKS ,AND MAKING SURE YOUR BROTHER OR FATHER ARENT TRYING TO PULL A QUICK ONE ON ME , LAST BUT NOT LEAST ,ROMANCING. IM A JACK OF ALL TRADES I GUESS.
Now in Greek
FILLAKIA = Kisses


The first things people usually notice about [him]
WELL IM A SHORT GUY STANDING TALL AT 5'7 BUT I CAN GET 6'5 ON SOMEONES ASS VERY QUICK . NOT THAT IM VIOLENT OR ANYTHING I JUST DONT TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY.HEY YOU SHOULDNT EITHER . AND IF ONE OF YOU LADIES THINK YOUR GOING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO, THEN YOUR OUT OF MIND BECAUSE I DONT LISTEN TO NOBODY. SIMPLY EARN MY RESPECT AND THEN I`LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. I GOT SO OFF TOPIC BUT WHATEVER. AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL IM EVERYWERE.

The six things [he] could never do without
BULLETS , MY XBOX , GUITAR, KISSES, CANT FORGET ABOUT FAMILY AND HUMAN CONTACT .

[He] spends a lot of time thinking about
THE WAY THINGS ARE AND THE WAY THINGS SHOULD BE . I THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING . I MEAN, DONT YOU ! AND WHO IS STRONGER BEAVIS OR BUTTHEAD? WE WILL NEVER KNOW !JK I THINK ITS BUTTHEAD. JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, I ALSO HAVE A VOICE IN MY HEAD THAT NOBODY ELSE CAN HEAR .LOL


On a typical Friday night [he] is
WONDERING OF YOU . OR JUST HANGING WITH FRIENDS DRINKING A LITTLE ,YELLING AND SCREAMING, WHO CARES NEVER WILL I SEE THESE PEOPLE AGAIN, SO IM GETTING TANKED BABY. SOMETIMES I`D RATHER JUST STAY MY ASS HOME AND RELAX READ A BOOK OR EVEN WATCH A FLICK.

The most private thing [he's] willing to admit here
BEFORE I OFFICIALLY START TALKING TO A LADY SHE MUST UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS XBOX IN MY LIFE .GAMING (IS)IMPORTANT TO US GUYS. IM A DORK WHEN I WANNA BE . I LIKE FEMALE CERIAL , LIKE SPECIAL K ! WITH THE STRAWBERRIES .SO GAY BUT ITS TRUE.
AND WHY BUILD SOMETHING WHEN YOU BRAKE STUFF INSTEAD. I AM A DESTROYER AND IM PRETTY CONTENT WITH IT. OH YEAA MY ENGLISH HANDWRITING ALSO LOOKS LIKE ARABIC.
I DONT BREAK PROMISES. IF ONE IS BROKEN , YOU SHOULD NOT BE GRANTED ANOTHER, THAT IS THE WAY FEEL ABOUT A PROMISE.
IT DEFIES THE PURPOSE.

[I] should message [him] if

YOU HAVE EXTRA ROOM FOR ONE MORE FRIEND.
sorry about the caps i do it to piss proper people off and if your that type your not for me, or maybe you are.

I get it now! Some guys will use caps lock on purpose to irritate people like me!

I kind of liked theGodtech's profile. It was genuine and unpredictable. Folks, let me tell it to you straight: I am plain tired of boring and politically correct profiles. I am! They're always full of the same bullshit lines (check out Eidos' profile from January 10's post). At least Godtech shared his embarrassing love of "female cerial" and "fucking shit up". Not quite my style, but still interesting. I'm going to run a search on those bands/song titles/incense scents; maybe I'll like them.

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