Sunday, January 10

Ridiculous Profile of the Week

Today I'd like to share Eidos' profile with you. This young gentleman's profile was not all too shocking. I plan on sharing some really offensive profiles down the road, but let's warm up first. Eidos' picture was acceptable; the other two parts of his profile trifecta, however, were not.

In [His] Own Words:
i work nights mostly I think that relationships are all about the little things whether it is a hug or a simple little gift showing the person you care every relationship takes work witch is something no many people seam to understand they think it will be all good but I have learned that you take the good with the bad and all those times is why you love that person for there flaws and there good points

What [He] Likes To Do:
well i like the movies as well as the gym i like to go out but some nights i also like to sit home and curl up with a good book i like to go to the park and go for walks

[His] Hot Spots:
well i do not get to travel much the beach i love to swim i want to travel to different country's such as tahiland and japan i like adventure and i want to share that with somone


Problem 1: Presentation
Witch? Seam? Somone? I recognize that spelling is hard for many people. I'm not expecting too much though. In fact, I find the occasional flub can be endearing. However, repeated offenses just look so... dirty. And the run on answers? Sentences should not be hard. The trick is to use periods. Just use periods!

Problem 2: Substance
Please do not say you like the movies, the gym, going out sometimes, staying in sometimes, walks in the park, the beach, and traveling. What else do you like? Ice cream? Do you hate math problems? Oh, I bet you think kittens are really damn cute. Give me something interesting, maybe even unique! Otherwise I have to make a decision based on your one photograph and pathetic grammar. Bad news, Eidos

Side note: I will give him credit for the mention of hugs and gifts. That was a nice touch.

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