I've been considering some recent advice about running into single fellas at the supermarket. The theory goes, single men hit the grocery stores right after work on weekdays to pick up some pre-made dinner. Makes sense. Ever the optimistic experimenter, I popped into Big-Y at about 5:15 thinking to grab some hummus and frozen peas and chocolate chips. Good news! The experiment was a success! Bad news! Eligible bachelors come in all ages. I'm tired of being hit on by 40 year olds.
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If you want younger men, you'll need to change what's in your shopping basket. Peas and hummus, men over 40. Frozen calamari and tinned fruit cocktail, men between 35 and 40, and so on.
Didn't your advisors fill you in on this?
really? peas and hummus are for over 40? so it's not my pheromones. so should i be sticking to beer and burritos?
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