<h4>I'm on a Roll, Folks!</h4>

I was relaying some events to a friend and realized something. I'm on a roll of shutting guys down! Line up, fellas!

• Jan 15 - I got a call-back for a potential 2nd date. I didn't listen to the message for 22 hours and never called him back.
• Jan 17 - A prospect from months ago greeted me out of the blue. He had recently decided he needed to meet me. I had given him plenty of opportunities. He was three months too late. Thankfully those three months let me find out how weird he is.
• Jan 17 - A friend of mine pushed his friend on me while we were all out together. This 2nd layer friend didn't say a word to me all night... Turns out he's afraid to speak to my face. Months ago, he tried to get me into a conversation online that involved me washing his car and telling me he was lonely. Gag. I thought that ship had sunk a long time ago.
• Jan 18 - Ran into a middle-aged bachelor (who knew me from work) at the grocery store. He suckered my name out of me and stared at my basket. I told him I'd see him around and fled.
• Jan 22 - Ignored a first date request from another fella. I had told him from the beginning I was taking a break from blind dates. He thought he was special.
• Jan 22 - Someone emailed me asking if I wanted a Sugar Daddy. My reply? "You must say that to all the girls". I don't plan on continuing the discussion.
• Jan 23 - Saw another middle aged divorcee at work. This one had given me his number in a greeting car back in December. Good thing I had other people to wait on and M didn't. I never did call him. (Were you thinking I had?)
• Jan 23 - I got the first invite to meet a friend I've been chatting with for a few weeks (chatting with a lot). It was awkwardly abrupt and commanding, "Meet me at 11 at the brewery". He disappeared after I told him he was being rather forward. After all, I'd been clear I was on a hiatus and he told me he'd bide his time until I got around to asking him out. He's still missing in action. 

Maybe I have high standards... kidding. I'll discuss standards tomorrow. I have a lot to say about them. Please let me know if you think my behavior in the above listed events was unnecessary or inappropriate. I always appreciate feedback.