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Death came for me, I slamed the door in his face!
About me and who I'm looking for:
I am a very primative neanderthal, but I havent had chance to find my mate bash her over the head and drag her back to my cave. I guess that because I am a special person, at least thats what everyone tells me, I get to ride in the short bus every day! if you dont find that funny, sorry, well actually im not sorry, Im not a member so you will have to figure out how to email me its not hard add a 6 or dont based on your messenger of choice . I am a cancer survivor.... I recently battled non hodgekins lymphoma back down to nothing over the last 8 months. I fractured one of my vertebrea and I had to have back surgery as well, yay! Life is to hard and short to spend alone :) Im looking for the woman I will spend the rest of that life with.
for fun:
In my free time I enjoy.... Video games, music, movies, guess all the usual stuff for someone my age. I also enjoy going on little adventures to Haunted or wierd places and doing some amature filming along the way, its pretty lame but also very fun
my religion:
what is faith but a blind belief in an entity or entities, I think we have a couple polytheistic religons floating around there still. It exists to Control the masses through teachings of good works, but sometimes can give rise to zealotry oh boy
favorite hot spots:
uh I dont really go anywhere recently... but there is a place I frequent after work a little biker bar. not a biker here though. I also frequent haunts, see above.
He had me at slamed but his summary of religion really ices the cake. Or actually, maybe the icing was his description of bashing his mate over the head and dragging her back to his cave. But then again he does frequent haunts... hot, right? Maybe I love best that he's looking to find a women to spend the rest of his life with. Yep, nothing like knowing you'll be spending the rest of your days with this guy.
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2 comments:
I don't find this profile terribly ridiculous. If what he says is true, then he should be commended for battling cancer and surviving. His profile is witty if not well written. I can understand, considering his experiences with cancer if true, how that can make someone a little less serious about life.
So, he's not relgiious. If you are devoutly anything, then perhaps this profile isn't for your viewing purposes.
Don't know if he contacted you or not; but I don't think under either circumstance, there's a need to post his profile on your blog here to satisfy some need to make sarcastic comments.
Face Palm of the Quadruple variety... Ugh... Sigh.
Oh, come on. This is my own often obnoxious take on online dating. Why am I not allowed to showcase the profiles I read that surprise or confuse me or make me laugh?
If I thought that this guy would never find someone who would like his profile, I probably wouldn't have posted his profile because I'd feel too guilty. I'm sure there are girls who have and will find his writing fun and honest and quirky but I didn't.
Anyway, he's the one who said "if you don't find that funny, sorry, well actually I'm not sorry". So he gave me permission to have an opinion.
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