This week I was approached by an illusionist* and a hypnotist. I swear it. Two other-worldly professionals. One week. Uncanny, really. Maybe it's a sign?
Browsing through illusionistjohn's profile, I never would've guessed what movie is on his favorites list: The Illusionist! Now that's poetic. Anyway, John seems like a decent guy and all but if having a weird career wasn't, well, weird enough I could never go for a guy 5 inches shorter than me. And yet, maybe he can make himself appear taller? Boom.
Mr. Hypnotist: he was interesting. He started a conversation on the topic of his profession, because really he knows he has to get that out of the way. I wasn't exactly sold.
Hypno: Have you ever been to a hypnotist?
Moi: No... I don't think so.
Hypno: You should.
Moi: Um, not at this stage in my life. Maybe some day.
Hypno: It's fun.
Moi: Oh, ok. Good to know.
Hypno: I could hypnotize you.
Moi: Time for dinner! Take care!
Next up? I'm hoping for an astrologist. Seriously. I know my stars. We'd have things to discuss, man.
*NOT magician. Very important difference.
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