<h4>How To Be Douchey</h4>

Are you wondering if your behavior is a little bit douchey? Would you do the following things?

- Invite a girl over late at night
- Invite a girl over and not come to the door when she arrives
- When a girl shows up at your house, let her wait awkwardly while you finish your computer game
- Try to put your hand down a girl's pants without kissing her first
- Continue the above behavior after the girl insists, "Why haven't you tried to kiss me yet?"
- Continue the above behavior and try to stick her hands down your pants
- When you don't get what you want, roll over and fall asleep
- In the morning say, "Well, thanks for coming over"
- Follow the above comment with, "Do you want me to walk you out? ...Or are you ok getting to the door?"

Yeah. You're a douche.