Thursday, June 3

How Not to Message a Match: Bad Jokes




I like jokes: bad jokes, good jokes, silly jokes. I don't like words that are supposed to turn into a joke but aren't funny. Maybe that's the same as a bad joke. Maybe not.

Anyway, read this and tell me if you wouldn't be confused finding it in your message inbox.

I'm really happy for you, imma let you finish, but I have one of the best OKCupid profiles of all time...

couldn't resist parodying the taylor swift VMA fiasco...

how has your spring been going? Get back to me if you would like a conversation.


The first thing I thought when I read this message: why is he interrupting me? The second thing: I never gave him the opportunity to interrupt me because I haven't talked to this guy.

So why is he reenacting Kanye's jack-assery? Not sure, but it doesn't work for me.

Oh, and maybe you're wondering--he doesn't have one of the best profiles of all time.

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