Friday, March 26

How Not to Message a Match: Another Wonderful Example

Bad. Bad. Bad.

Hi, My name is Don I play guitar and love having fun in life. You are very pretty and I would love to get to know you better. I am a graphic designer and I own a place in Norwich. I have goals in life and I like to complete them and also like having fun in life too. Talk to you soon hopefully! Words can’t describe how beautiful you are. I am a very outgoing guy and I know how to have fun. After we get to know each other I would love to take you out to dinner sometime.

Noooooooooo, thaaaaaaaaaaaanks.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Whoops. I'll try again.

You know you're right, this is creepy. Exactly why is hard to figure out.





Okay, no it's not. It's just creepy.

Allison said...

It IS creepy. I think he meant to stop at "Talk to you soon hopefully!" which is weird enough. But really... he has goals in life? And what's this nonsense that words can't describe my beauty? He tried to do that in the second sentence. I dont want us to get to know each other so he can take me out to dinner. Yucky.

Unknown said...

I think he doesn't blink either.
That's a sure sign of creepdom.