First Dates Rules: What to Wear?

Let's talk about dates and clothes. And seven layer bars.

First dates call for casual style, personal beauty, and subtle sexuality. Can we agree that it's important to save your bombshell ensemble for later on? I'm all about rules here, folks. Have you noticed that? I like rules. The rule is save your sexiest garb for later dates. Instead, work something that's easy, easygoing, and going to look good on you.

Arriving to a first date dressed in heels and a skirt can conceivably intimidate a guy or place undue pressure on the both of you. Do whatever you want, really, but I get the whole "skirts are scary" thing. I like being approachable rather than being the beauty from afar. I'm awkward, aloof, tall, and gorgeous* enough as it is, I don't need another reason for a guy to shut his yammer around me. I prefer to keep my sexy card until I've got a good report with my new man-friend.

One of my favorite ensembles is a pair of slim jeans, a low cut t-shirt with a form fitting jacket, minimal but effectively placed jewelry and nice sandals or flats--and of course some lady perfume, not my back-up man deodorant. I try to strike the "Hey, I'm looking nice for you, but it wasn't that hard and, frankly, I do it all the time". Not to let the cat out of the bag here but that's my standard fashion protocol.

Bottom Line: Pick some dependable favorites that make you feel at ease and look attractive. 

Thoughts? Questions? Concerns? What do you wear on your firsty?

P.S. I made vegan seven layer bars: coconut milk in place of the evaporated condensed milk. They were really, seriously, uber fab delicious. Life is about layers and enjoying things that are uber fab good.

*I'm practicing my self-appraisal.

Stop Dressing for Other Women

Now THIS is an interesting topic: Are You Dressing for Men... or Women?

I've always been disgustedly fascinated with the American obsession of obtaining the feminine ideal. Girls are coddled from an early age into thinking there's one way to be a woman. Gross. We learned that hotness matter more than anything else in finding a man. Oh and being hot is really hard! You've got to fit the part: heels, skirts, pink, pretty, sweet but edgy, naive but a little dirty, curvy but mostly skinny. And now is the time to reel it in: how does this affect dating?

Women constantly compare themselves to other women: are my hips as wide as that? Is her cleavage too scandalous? Are my arms that squishy? Am I hotter than her? It's dangerous. We're so focused on how we compare to the mannequin at the store that we forget that the mannequin isn't what guys are attracted to. Earth to girls: Men like women!

So the next obvious question: How does one dress for men? Work on your conservative sexy: all you need are self-assurance and self-appreciation. These things seem to take some time to develop but you can fake it for now. Just tell yourself you rock and pretty soon you'll start to believe it, too. Don't be skanky sexy because it's not sexy. It's just skanky. Skanky means you're trying too hard to show off, which means you're not self-assured. Make sure you're projecting the idea that you love and respect yourself and that you're proud of what you've got. You should be.

Oh, and stop wearing so much jewelry.

And stop wearing so much make-up.

And, yes, I approve of heels even though doctors say anything over 2 inches is dangerous.

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