<h4>How Not to Message a Match: Whoa There, Fella!</h4>

hello there im james
im 23 years old and im from longmeadow
mass. i work for a small paving company
doing driveways for the past three years
and love it lol.
i am italian scottish and polish.
im bout 5 6 and athletic
i just bought a new car an 03 ford escape
and love it
im looking to meet a sweet funn girl on
here who knows kinda what she what she
wants to like hang out with and date and
hopefully have it lead to something a bit
more serious
im not like most guys
im not an ass
in fact i get used all the time cause im too
nice im told
i am caring and a good listiner and a
complete goofball sometimes lol
i work hard 5 days a week at my job
im sick and tired of bull sh*tand drama
and im looking to just settle down and
move on lol
you know what i mean
im really big on art
i paint and sculpt and i also draw do photo
and prettymuch anything
ive been single for almost a year now thats
why im giving this corny site a shot lol my
friend told me to try it cause she met
someone here so here i am now lol
i have 10 tattoos and love em im hooked
and gonna get 10 more lol
i have two piercings too
i was also adopted along with my two other
brothers
one older and one younger
i love to play frisbee and to go bowling
love the beach and warm weather
this message is getting long i think i keep
talking and rambeling on about myself soo
lets get some questions out there for you
to answer
what kind of car u drive
what kind of work do u do
where did u go to school
what are u looking for
whats ur hobbies and intrests
any siblings
oh and i almost forgot to tell u that u are
like absolutly gorgeous and have amazing
eyes
lol
just thought id put that out there

well anyways i think this mesage is getting
kinda long so imma cut it off here
but i really hope to hear back from u soon
think we could get along
um im not on here much and i dont
normally do this but imma leave u my
number incase u read this and like what u
see and wanna call or text me
im not gonna bite or anything
well unless u ask me to then i will lol
so its
(413)426-2695
if u wanna u can give me urs too lol
that would be nice
and hopefully we can talk and maybe meet
soon
talk ta u later cutie
wink
'
~James

A little bit long there, buddy. A teensy bit over the top. Am I going to hell? Okay, so parts of it could be seen as endearing if I squinted and scrunched my forehead. Honestly though, I didn't even bother to read more than 4 lines before deciding it was going in my blog.

And what's with guys using the old "I won't bite unless you want me to" line? STOP saying that! Has it ever been cute?? I don't want you to bite me!

Sigh. Finding emails like this in my mail box makes me tired.