Sunday, September 19

Ridiculous Profile of the Week

Wuddup, or should I say good day. its always hard to say what to say. You can use big words and sounds smart{snobby} or I could use slang ebonics and sound stupid{average} . Shit first impressions are important and I usually fuck them up. But the truth is im all american and I cover a broad spectrum. So anyways Im Chris, Nice to meet you. So why am I on an internet dating site? Same reason as you baby...To meet someone. Lots of girls write in their profile things like "Im just here to meet new friends" and and have strict requirments such as knowing the proper use of their, they're, and there. I see some people are new to the area so I will exempt those few but other than that come on, we're all here for the same reason,I dislike people who cant be real with not only others but even themselves. Dont beat around the bush ..I also think that as long as you're on the same wavelength you could make a realationship work with anybody...but I dont want just anybody. I want a chick thats cool as hell, Doesnt need me for anything(well maybe a few things ;) and has her shit together. I see tons of these types everyday im sure they would all do just fine. Its a hard choice tho. I think I want a chick who is open to anything. like how cool would it to be in a relationship that you're are free to do whatever you want free of jelousy and all that bullshit. Im talkin about being seriously commited but free to do whatever whenever. So say I somehow I end up in mexico drinking margaritas fucking senoritas and I call you and say hey baby im down here havin fun...you would NOT get on my case. Instead you would be like "bitch where's my ticket" I think alot of times in relationships people tend to control one another in subtle and sometimes not so subtle ways. We're both adults...You’re free to do whatever you want and so am I....I see alot of guys who are so insecure they dont want they're girlfriends going out with they're friends. wtf is up with that. You wanna go out every weekend and party with your girlfriends thats fine with me,I dont give a shit.I only need your attention for one thing and we can get that done before we get outa bed. Sure I wanna spend time with you but we have all the time in the world. If you're havin fun I aint tryin to hold you down.

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