Saturday, September 4

Put On Some Pants


Today at the top of my recently updated list was a headless figure modeling his mini bikini in front of the mirror, complete with ripped abs and muscle-y quads. Fine. You're looking for somebody to tap that. Cool... but...

Your crotch is assaulting my eyes! I'm not here to purchase some man undies like I'm flipping through a sears catalog! Put on some god-damned pants!

Thank Jockey for the crotch shot.

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